A a My Living Will Directive and My Final Will and Testament

My living will and ´Do Not Resuscitate´ order

This is my living will, a directive as to how to proceed in the event that I am ever on life support, or found with no pulse.  For the password to my Final Will and Testament, contact

It is my will that no ´heroic´medical interventions should be allowed to be taken to prolong my life. I will that I should not be resusitated if I have no pulse. I will that no-one should carry out CPR on me. I will that any and all life support be turned off, in the event that someone has placed me on such supports. In this event I will that I be given a lethal injection, or other form of Euthanasia, to ensure a dignified, swift, and painless death.

I will that every part of my body, excluding my neurons, should be used for organ transplants, in the training of medical students, or for medical research. However my neurons must be destroyed. I don´t want ´scientists´using them to guide missiles towards anyone! If no-one wants my body for such purposes, then I will for it to be cremated in the cheapest way possible, without any clothing, or ceremony. I then will that my ashes to be placed in some cheap container and auctioned off on Ebay as ´The ashes of The Philosopher Prophet Of The Eden Protocols´. This is intended as strategy to attract potential interest to my books and ideas.

Contact SteveM@petaf.org for the password to my Final will and Testament

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